postpone the death

These couple of days my friend feeling not healthy. He feels that he is going to die.

Mark: dear, my dear,,, im going to die.
Me: stupid.
Mark: yeah, but i think im going to die.
Me: sigh. Coz of what?
Mark: thinking of you.
Me: have u already taken your med?
Mark: you are my med.
Me: now i think im the one who is going to die.
Mark: how come.
Me: coz you punch me in the heart. i cant breath now.
Mark: oh dear. You know u still not loving me back. It makes me sick.
Me: so die lah. You told me that many times.
Mark:...........
Me: Ok then, if you gonna die, I wish that God would give you the best sit in heaven.
Mark:............
Me: already die now?
Mark:.............
Me: dont forget to bring your cellphone, to tell me whether you already safely arrived in heaven or not,,,and if you can’t call me then send me a sms or email me. hei, already die? Seriously?
Mark:.......
Me: hmmm,,, ok, then dont forget to remember our beautiful time together,,,
Mark:........
Me: Mark,,,i think im gonna miss you,,, dont leave me.
Mark: think im not going to die.
Me: why?
Mark: I postpone it because you dont want me to leave you. I could die at anytime but think i have to wait till you love me back...
Me: yeah, I already told angel of death if someone named Mark come, plizzzz reject him and send him back to earth.
Mark: i know exactly that you would be feeling so lonely if im not around. You need me la.
Me: stupid but rite.